Jaded City
Unfiltered, Unedited, and Unapologetic
Kitty Porn for you!
May 31st
I woke up this afternoon to find me kitty ready for the camera. I think she knows her picture is being taken because she will stop moving and strike a pose anytime I point the camera at her. Either that or she just likes the flash, I’m not sure.
You can catch her here in her favorite daily activity, sleeping on some random plastic bag I must have dropped on the floor. If there is plastic in the house, you can bet she knows where it is. Return next time as we folly the Kitty to her second favorite place in the house, The food bowl. I know, this is riveting stuff here!
Working on me game
May 30th
Sitting at home working on a old project. A board game that I originally created when I was 18. As you can imagine that was a long time ago. I worked on it again a few years ago and then just pulled it out last night to revise the rules and board layout. I’m planning to test it out this week when and if I can get a few friends together.
The game itself was inspired by the most popular board game on earth, Monopoly. However my game plays a lot different, the board is laid out in a street grid giving players choices of where to go, and it has a lottery, stock market, and other extras that will hopefully make it fun.
Anyever, if you live in the city and want to drop by one weekend, have some beers, and play a game, fire me off a message and I’ll let you know when the next play test is.
Gary Coleman has expired!
May 29th
So I was surfing the web and came about a sad story on CNN. Turns out that crazy little kid who never seemed to grow up has passed away! Well I say sad becuase his life was kind of sad, not that I’m sad about it. What can I say, I was born without a human heart…
CNN REPORTS: Former child star Gary Coleman, who rose to fame as the wisecracking youngster Arnold Jackson on the TV sitcom “Diff’rent Strokes” but grew up to grapple with a troubled adulthood, has died. He was 42.
Coleman died after being stricken with a brain hemorrhage following an accident at his home in Santaquin, Utah, on Wednesday, a hospital spokeswoman said. He was rushed by ambulance to a Provo hospital, Coleman’s spokesman had said earlier Friday.
Laundry Day, Shoot me Please!
May 28th
So today is Laundry Day, the day I dread each and every 3 months. Yes, I only do laundry every 3 months. I have a lot of clothes just for that reason. If I could get away with doing it every 6 months I would. I hate it, hate it, hate it! Other than that I’m hungry as I just started my weight loss diet and i’m craving cheese burgers. But I’m not gonna do it.
As you may have noticed I added a “My Diet” page to the website, you can now follow my fat ass as I loose the weight. I honestly don’t know why you would even care but if there if you feel the need to point and laugh.
And yes I’m naked in this pic, as I said, It’s Laundry day! Don’t I look thrilled to be doing laundry? Somebody please shoot me! Have a nice one…
Sex and the missing City
May 28th
So my roommate and I waited in line for an hour last night in 95 degree heat to see the new Sex and the City movie. I waited a day to post this as I didn’t want to ruin the movie for those who may not have seen it. Over all the movie was very entertaining indeed, but completely lacked any kind of plot. Clocking in at well over 2 hours, almost 3 hours, the movie felt like several unrelated episodes that they pushed together into one long movie.
Carrie again was dealing with relationship issues as she was feeling trapped in her marriage to Big. Her behavior was borderline super-bitch and made her very unlikable at times. Samantha was a riot the entire film dealing with menopause and really held the film together and kept you laughing throughout. The other two had minor subplots not really worth mentioning as they were forgettable.
The one character that I really missed seeing in this movie was the beautiful New York City, as most of the movie took place over in the middle east. This part of the movie seemed really drawn out and very unrealistic. Over all I found the movie very campy, not the Sex and the City I remember watching on TV that featured smart humor. This was almost gag humor the whole way through.
Don’t get me wrong, I really enjoyed watching it, I laughed my ass off, I was just hoping to see more of the smart wittyness that made the series so good. However if your a fan of the show and these 4 girls, go see it, I’m sure you will enjoy it. Just don’t expect to be blown away.
Around every corner, she’s there!
May 26th
Kitty wants food now!
May 25th
My cat woke me up again this morning the way she always dose. Endless crying and smacks to my face with her paws. Any one want a cat? You can have her dead or alive, your choice!
Feeling Sick
May 24th
Sitting at home and not feeling all to well. I think I’m coming down with something. Time for some strong drugs and a long nap!
Still working on making this website look pretty. Expect more updates in the days to come, I just wanted to post something today!
By the way, watched Lost last night and the ending totally blew, not going to ruin it for any one who has not seen it yet. But I will say your in for an anti-climax and complete disappointment.
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